so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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