Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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