I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
it's great music for shaving your balls
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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