Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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