we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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