So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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