i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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