Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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