do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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