So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You surviving the open bar?
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If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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