So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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