I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
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