just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Randomize
