I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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