id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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