Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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