READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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