She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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