is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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