Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
