Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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