You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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