dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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