maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
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