so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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