I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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