Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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