I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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