Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
honey bunches of taint.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Randomize