oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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