? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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