so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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