So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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