uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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