Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
