she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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