I don't think brook has ever known best
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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