Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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