I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
of course. lets lasso hookers.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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