in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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