my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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