Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
operation harelip BJ is a go
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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