This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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