is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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