so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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