i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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