how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
