It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
