people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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