Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
You need Xanax blowdarts
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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