On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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