What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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