He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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