It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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